Things you should always (or never) say to people with certain names:

Ben: "Haven't seen you in so long, where have you BEN?"
Aaron: "Can you go run some AARONs for me?"
Justin: "Let me show you how to do this. You know, JUSTIN case."
Shu: "SHU! Go away!"
Terry: "Wow, you're TERRY-ble at this."
Juan: "You had JUAN job. JUAN."