You asked for a joke so I have one for you!

There are a few girls skinny dipping in a pond and they are having a good time when this guy comes down the hill with a bucket and they immediately duck down into the water to avoid being seen.  One of them peeks her head up to say, "if you think you are going to get to see us naked then you have got the wrong idea!"  The guy with the bucket replied, "I didn't come to see you naked, I just came here to feed the crocs!"

He he!