Programming jokes?

+10 Neil Doniva · May 26, 2014
My favourite riddle is 

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
Inheritance

Post your favourite joke/riddle!

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+1 Michael Harvey · June 24, 2014
SQL walks into a bar and sees 2 tables talking to one another.  SQL asks "Can I join you?"
+1 Ilija Stefanov · December 4, 2014
.titanic{
float:none;
}
.kkk {
color: white!important;
}
.harry-potter-invisibility-cloak {
display: none;
}
.sniper-mode-engaged {
cursor: crosshair;
}
.fat-girl {
width: 200%;
overflow: visible;
}
.fat-girl:first-child {
width: inherit;
}
.country-music-concert {
white-space: nowrap;
}
.religious-upbringing {
perspective: inherit;
flex:none;
}
.egg:before {
content: 'chicken';
}
.bambis-mom {
cursor: crosshair;
orphans: 1;
}
.autobots{
transform: translate3d();
}
.internet-explorer {
break-inside:auto;
}
.einstein .albert {
position: relative;
}
.big-bang:before {
content: "";
}
.periodic {
display: table;
}
.penis{
height: auto;
max-height: inherit;
}
.kim-kardashian {
bottom-padding: 9999px;
}
.North-Korea {
border-style:solid;
}
.tower-of-pisa {
font-style: italic;
}
.my-presidents-brain {
content: " ";
}
.vampire {
-webkit-box-reflect: none;
}
.australia {
transform: rotateY(180deg);
}
.muscles {
display: flex;
}
.twin-towers {
clear: both;
}
.cat { box-sizing: content-box; }
0 Will Green · December 9, 2014
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
0 Nika Mchedlidze · December 9, 2014
How to double your code's speed?

easy.
 double speed; 
0 Alexander Taylor · June 13, 2014
01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101011 01100101 00100001

code used to generate this:


#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <bitset>

int main()
{
std::string input;
std::getline(std::cin, input);

for(unsigned int x = 0; x < input.length(); ++x)
{
std::cout << std::bitset<8>(input[x]) << " ";
}
std::cout << std::endl;
system("pause");

return 0;
}


0 Daniel Collier · June 2, 2014
software is like sex: It's better when it's free. - Linus Torvalds (linux kernal developer) 
0 Augustine Hernandez · December 4, 2014
Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays  :)
-1 Daniel Collier · June 2, 2014
think we are all stealing them from the same stack overflow question hahahahah
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