Programming jokes?

+10 Neil Doniva · May 26, 2014
My favourite riddle is 

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

Post your favourite joke/riddle!

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+17 Bucky Roberts · June 2, 2014
A programmer walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 1.00000000000003123939 root beers. Bartender says, "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float." Programmer says, "Better make it a double."
+8 Steven Silvestri · May 30, 2014
Why do Java Developers wear glasses?

Because they can't C#.
+6 David Cooke · May 30, 2014
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to repair a light bulb.
None, it just take Bill Gates to declare darkness as the new standard
+6 Pere Garau Burguera · June 2, 2014
Hip hip array!
+4 Daniel Collier · June 2, 2014
â??Knock, knock.â??
â??Whoâ??s there?â??
very long pauseâ?¦.

just had too, even though i don't agree XD
+3 Predrag Kostic · June 3, 2014
Well they are pretty popular and everything just goes in circles on the internet, sometimes OC gets created...we praise that day *-*
+3 Predrag Kostic · June 2, 2014
Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

As a Linux user I can relate.. Just kidding :P
+2 Matan Alfasi · August 7, 2014
Old one :

- make me a sandwich
- what ? go make it yourself.
- sudo make me a sandwich
- okay. - the genius.
+1 Craig Dolliver · August 15, 2014
There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't

+1 Michael Harvey · June 24, 2014
SQL walks into a bar and sees 2 tables talking to one another.  SQL asks "Can I join you?"
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