Programming jokes?

+10 Neil Doniva · May 26, 2014
My favourite riddle is 

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
Inheritance

Post your favourite joke/riddle!

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+8 Steven Silvestri · May 30, 2014
Why do Java Developers wear glasses?

Because they can't C#.
+6 David Cooke · May 30, 2014
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to repair a light bulb.
None, it just take Bill Gates to declare darkness as the new standard
+17 Bucky Roberts · June 2, 2014
A programmer walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 1.00000000000003123939 root beers. Bartender says, "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float." Programmer says, "Better make it a double."
+4 Daniel Collier · June 2, 2014
â??Knock, knock.â??
â??Whoâ??s there?â??
very long pauseâ?¦.
â??Java.â??
:-o

just had too, even though i don't agree XD
-1 Daniel Collier · June 2, 2014
software is like sex: It's better when it's free. - Linus Torvalds (linux kernal developer) 
+3 Predrag Kostic · June 2, 2014
Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

As a Linux user I can relate.. Just kidding :P
+6 Pere Garau Burguera · June 2, 2014
["hip","hip"]
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Hip hip array!
-1 Daniel Collier · June 2, 2014
think we are all stealing them from the same stack overflow question hahahahah
+3 Predrag Kostic · June 3, 2014
Well they are pretty popular and everything just goes in circles on the internet, sometimes OC gets created...we praise that day *-*
0 Alexander Taylor · June 13, 2014
01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101011 01100101 00100001

code used to generate this:


#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <bitset>

int main()
{
std::string input;
std::getline(std::cin, input);

for(unsigned int x = 0; x < input.length(); ++x)
{
std::cout << std::bitset<8>(input[x]) << " ";
}
std::cout << std::endl;
system("pause");

return 0;
}


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